Fidget Fighter Mugs

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A street fight.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

Wrestling Champion.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Solar Storm Expected!

Dogs running in their dreams

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

Umbrella fight.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Seat Belt

Shadow Punch

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

'Quit moving!'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

The trouble with printing your own ticket.