Fidget Fighter Prints

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

Solar Storm Expected!

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Umbrella fight.

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

Seat Belt

Shadow Punch

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

'Quit moving!'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

Soccer and pandemic