Fragile Collectors Pillows

Stan's OK Deliveries

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

King Kongs first christmas

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.