Fragile Collectors Pillows

Stan's OK Deliveries

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Director/Action Man toy.

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Toadstools

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

King Kongs first christmas

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."