Competitive Collector Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates their love for collecting and their competitive streak — cozy, clever, and unique.

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Auction parking: Winners/Losers

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.' mockup

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!" mockup

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.' mockup

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

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'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'. mockup

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

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'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.' mockup

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

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'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.' mockup

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

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'God's speed.'

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

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"Too much club."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!' mockup

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

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'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.' mockup

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

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"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!" mockup

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

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