Fragile Item Enthusiast Gifts

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Agility God

Handle With Care

Project Manager Showdown

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Stan's OK Deliveries

Caution Fragile

"...and this is our Agile project!"

Hand takes a shower,

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

You worry too much

"He married her for her stuff."

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

'Our founder.'

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

Changing Room

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

A Real Find

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

An Amazing Discovery.

5 & 10 Junk

Rudy I'd like you to meet Tom, a member of Tightwads United. Wow. Sir. I dug this up at a ceremony. Awesome! Behold, the deceased's dentures.