Fragile Item Aficionados Pillows

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

Timber preservation

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Super Homeworld

Stan's OK Deliveries

Caution Fragile

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

Penknife catching baby penknife.

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Quit moving!'

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

The future of medicine

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Snake centrefolds.

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Is this high enough?'

Washing machine maintenance

"What did you say today was?. . ."

"We car mechanics are like surgeons - we find it unpleasant if everything is finished but there are still parts left..."

'Doctor, please help...The cat has clawed my girlfriend! I need a bicycle tube repair kit!'

Herbert made one last desperate attemot to save his life