Foul Ball Fanatic Gifts

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Ref shows footballer green card.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Your grass looks great."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Javelin

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."