Foul Ball Fanatic Mugs

Remote controlled foul ball incidents.

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Fido and Fifi

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Violinist welcomed by cats

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Your grass looks great."

Cam Newton

Javelin

Hi! Frank and Ernie, here, with the clock running down on another Superbowl! It's been a wild affair! I'll say! The seals and penguins kept starting the wave! And the zebras were throwing flags all over the place!...The Kangaroo kept jumping offsides and the octopus was called for holding. Eight times! And all on the same play! But no question the game's MVP is the electric eel...thirty-two carries and nobody touched him once! It was shocking!

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"