Form 1040 Wrestler Gifts

'Go ahead. Bring on your computers.'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The rock caricature

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Feel my claw of death!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Future Wrestler

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Ted doesn't test well."

WWFood Stores.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

"You both know the rules, no kicking, no biting, no gouging, and no mushy stuff"

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."