Form 1040 Wrestler Prints

'Go ahead. Bring on your computers.'

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"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Future Wrestler

"Ted doesn't test well."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

WWFood Stores.

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'It says on your resume, the reason for dismissal from your last employer was the sleeper hold.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"I'm gonna twist you like a balloon animal."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"I just can't sleep with this wrestler's leg syndrome."

Weigh station

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

'I learned everything I need to know about negotiating from watching professional wrestling.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'