Toothpaste Tube Wrestler Prints

'Who left the cap off the toothpaste?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

'But toothache is the worst!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

"I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!"

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'This is my squeeze.'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'I hear the geek is undefeated since he started texting.'

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste