Toothpaste Tube Wrestler Gifts

'Who left the cap off the toothpaste?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

"Ted doesn't test well."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Red wine teeth

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

'I've rally been hit hard - the price of toothpaste has gone through the roof.'

'Just think what Casanova could have done if he'd had access to whitening toothpaste and masculine after shave.'

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

You are not allowed to join the army, little buddy. You don't want me getting hurt in war? I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business taking on terrorists. For your information, you're looking at the World Lightweight Champion of Thumb Wrestling, fourteen years running. Not at all the same thing. And my mom said playing video games would never take me anywhere.

"I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!"

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

'You'll have to wait a few minutes. My mom and dad are involved in a power struggle.'

I can't help thinking we should be using opposable thumbs for more than thumb wrestling.

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

'This is my squeeze.'

"Don't be ridiculous, Brian -- just open a new tube of toothpaste."

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

"Catch the rope Alice. Catch the rope and tie it firmly round his neck."

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

"Okay; we've evolved opposable thumbs. Now what?"

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste