Toothache Warrior Prints

'But toothache is the worst!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Ban on Free Speech

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Mod Kwan Doh

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Coleridge'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Censorship is killing free society.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Science vs. Literature, an Eternal Battle.

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.