Forgetting An Important Date Pillows

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Love wine

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'You write books, you say!'

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'This is the last time I'm going fishing with you, Harold!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..."

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

Serving Wine

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'