Date Reminder Enthusiast Pillows

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

God's Sticky Notes

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

Every Dog Has His Day

Dinner

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

Current Events.

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'