Remembering Dates Pillows

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

Coffee love

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"Romance"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Legs up to here!"

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"I'll go out with you, as long as we don't have to go IN anywhere."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Madge, at the cake shop, has got herself a fancy man!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."