Remembering Dates Mugs

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Do you mind if I nibble on your exclamation points? !!!

"Legs up to here!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Romance"

Coffee love

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I'll go out with you, as long as we don't have to go IN anywhere."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Madge, at the cake shop, has got herself a fancy man!'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."