Date Reminder Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

God's Sticky Notes

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Romantic Coffee Dates

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'Pardon?'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

March madness

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....

Every Dog Has His Day

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

Dinner

"Mike, are you sure you want to eat here? There's something funny about this place."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

Current Events.

"Don't go getting any ideas."