Date Reminder Lover T-Shirts

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

God's Sticky Notes

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

Pumpkin Spice

"If you give me a penny for my thoughts, and I put my two cents in, I'll still be short a penny."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"Sure, elephants never forget, but sometimes we can use a little help."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

"I wrote you a poem about how much I want to sh*g you!"

Must... Remember...

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Note from Self: Stick To It

Awkward First Dates

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

"I know, I know. I won't forget your birthday."

"Happy 12th anniversary ... 13th anniversary? ... 10th? ... 14th?"

I love deadline pressure

He's just discovered on 'Friends Reunited' that his ex-wife is now called 'George' and living with a swimwear model in Dorking.

A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.