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"We’re ready when you are!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Moving in

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"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Turtle Home

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

House hunting is cruel.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'How can you be so cheap?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Your dream home

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

You said you wanted an early American house AND it does have a few modern conveniences including central air and heating.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

House viewing

The Post Office Is... Forever

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

"We find curb appeal very important."

Walking stooped 'So that was the spare room.'

Real Estate Lust