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'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

It can be taken up at any age....

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'He lived and died for golf.'

Education and Apprenticeships

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Nest Egg

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

God hounded by the media.

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

You've got the body of a man less than half your age