Forever Chemical Connoisseur T-Shirts

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"Too much concealer?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Science And Society 1923

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Bleak House

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

C Day Lewis.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

Confusion in A Jar.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

The Great Chemical Novel.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"