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God hounded by the media.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Channelling on the Cheap

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'