Persistent Investigator Gifts

God hounded by the media.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."