Perpetual Organizer Gifts

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

God hounded by the media.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

The Marie Kondo landfill

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Procrastinator's Leap

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Is clutter necessary?

A member of the International Association of Professional Organizers (Elite Special Ops Division)

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

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'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'