Perpetual Organizer Prints

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

God hounded by the media.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

The Marie Kondo landfill

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Procrastinator's Leap

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Is clutter necessary?

"What?! I put a post-it on a place you couldn't miss!"

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

A member of the International Association of Professional Organizers (Elite Special Ops Division)

Interior Un-Decorator - We help you downsize.

Home Improvement Section...

'A spreadsheet on a memory stick would have been fine.'

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.