Smart Home Seeker T-Shirts

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"You are still here."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Working from Home.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

House hunting is cruel.

Turtle Home

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."