Smart Home Seeker Pillows

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You are still here."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Working from Home.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Say - according to our home computer, we're out of bread.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Turtle Home

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

New Homes

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."