Forever Home Finder Gifts

"We’re ready when you are!"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Moving in

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

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'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Turtle Home

House hunting is cruel.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'How can you be so cheap?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

Your dream home

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

You said you wanted an early American house AND it does have a few modern conveniences including central air and heating.

House viewing

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

The Post Office Is... Forever

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

"We find curb appeal very important."

Real Estate Lust

Well, we can't live with my parents - they don't have a basement, either!