Foreign Film Fan Gifts

'I can't believe it — you rented a foreign film?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Spoiler alert."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone