Foreign Film Fan Pillows

'I can't believe it — you rented a foreign film?'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Spoiler alert."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

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Oscars 2024