Foreign Film Fanatic Pillows

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Giant slug attacks a city

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Spoiler alert."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Blockbuster Billion Club