Foreign Film Fanatic Pillows

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Italian film director Paolo Sorrentino

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Reese Witherspoon

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Giant slug attacks a city

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"Spoiler alert."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.