Forbidden Romance Fan Gifts

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"So, do you come here often?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

Romance Scene

Silent music

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

Lucia di Lammermoor

Aeneas

"I'm popping out for some anonymous sex. Can I bring you back anyone?"

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Carmen is stabbed by Don Jose

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

Meeting at a social gathering

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.

"Who? You were expecting someone else, perhaps?"

"Can't you do K.P. tomorrow."

'It's been taken care of.'