Forbidden Love Appreciator Gifts

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Love Birds love dancing together

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Freia and her golden apples

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Couple in Grey

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Bashful Royal Guard

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Gay couple living together.

Elderly couple

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

McHappy

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."