Forbidden Love Appreciator Pillows

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Love Birds love dancing together

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Freia and her golden apples

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Bashful Royal Guard

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Couple in Grey

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Elderly couple

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Gay couple living together.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

I love Ann - I love chip butties

McHappy

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."