Forbidden Stories Admirer Pillows

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Kultural K9's.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Happy New Ear!

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"I think I'm falling in love."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Snowman Romance

The Great Catsby.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

Barrister asks King: 'Did you, or did you not, refer to my client as a dirty rascal?'

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

Reduced circumstances of Mr. Mantalini

Doc,Bashful,Sneezy,Grumpy,Sleepy,Dopey,Happy - Guppy

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'