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Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Happy New Ear!

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Snowman Romance

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"I think I'm falling in love."

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

The Great Catsby.

Barrister asks King: 'Did you, or did you not, refer to my client as a dirty rascal?'

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

Reduced circumstances of Mr. Mantalini

Doc,Bashful,Sneezy,Grumpy,Sleepy,Dopey,Happy - Guppy