Tragic Romance Fan Gifts

Carmen is stabbed by Don Jose

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

I Pagliacci

"Of course, people were much shorter back then."

Victor Hugo

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

Aeneas

Lucia di Lammermoor

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

'If you really loved me, you'll marry me on Superbowl weekend!'

"I'm popping out for some anonymous sex. Can I bring you back anyone?"

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

'It's a whistle only mothers can hear.'

'Yes, yes, we love you too!'

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

"Can't you do K.P. tomorrow."

Female guest congratulating the bridegroom.