Footballers Pillows

'Do you have any books by writers?'

Argonauts and football

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Shaving Cream in Football

Geese Attacking Footballers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fly Football

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Brothers Grime

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!