Football Dreams Gifts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Football Fans

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Saving a Heart

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Midnight Basketball

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Baseball Dreams

Not The Real Me

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Footballer Dreaming of the Football as Sack of Money

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'I suppose this will be a CHARGE?'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

Midnight in Minnesota

Dragon brought on as substitute

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Basketball net that shreds the basketball.

'Hey! Not fair!'

STRIP *The Fan * "Let Garry McAllister be you inspiration."

"I could do that!"

"You have a strong interest in sports."

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"The talking stone wall of New England." "Tommy’s days are numbered—he’s seventy in quarterback years!" "You’re nuts! Look at the numbers, they don’t lie."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.