Foot Massage Gifts

'My feet are killing me.'

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Couples Massage

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"Shoulder work ahead"

"You've got bunions, hammertoes and plantar fasciitis. Bad feet must run in your family." "Nobody runs in my family."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

Foot Massage

Toe-Tickling Machine

'You're very tense today.'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'