Foodie Drama Enthusiast Gifts

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

The mission: Impossible burger.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"How was the food sir?"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

"Places, everybody!"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

"I knew it."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Shame on You.

"Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art my pizza, Romeo?"

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'