Foodie Drama Enthusiast Pillows

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"How was the food sir?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Places, everybody!"

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"I knew it."

Shame on You.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Dramatic readings of food labels.