Culinary Drama Enthusiast Pillows

Catch of the Day is the chef's wife's boyfriend.

"I knew it."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'We need more cake shows!'

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

"How's everything?"

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

Deadpan Delivery.

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

"Mom, call the appliance store. The self-cleaning stove isn't cleaning itself!"