Kitchen Drama Enthusiast Pillows

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Cook and her Maids

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Mistress Talking to Maid

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

Russian eggs.

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"How's everything?"

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Sorry...I forgot to mention i'm Dishlexic.'

'As you see, the wine breaks down the veal and the vegetables almost immediately--as for your lens cover, I can't really say.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."