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"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"How was the food sir?"

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

"How's everything?"

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Places, everybody!"

'I don't want a free coffee, I want that chef out of the country!'

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

Shame on You.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"I knew it."

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

A gentleman and his butler in a dining room.

'The chef apparently doesn't know how to accept a compliment.'