Foodie Confessionista Gifts

"I ate all the wrong things today."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

"He's a fussy eater."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

GM Scarecrow

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'