Foodie At Zero G Gifts

Spaceman waiter losing all his wine in the zero gravity

But is it organic?

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Civilized Salmon

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'Diet considerations.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Complex Carbs

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

GM Scarecrow

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

The food inspector

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."