Zero Gravity Gourmet Gifts

Gastronauts

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

High-gravity baseball

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The Origins of Everything

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I certainly hope you're composting the leftovers."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Flatulence in space...

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'Now watch and listen!'

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."