Foodie At Zero G T-Shirts

Spaceman waiter losing all his wine in the zero gravity

But is it organic?

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Civilized Salmon

'Diet considerations.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Trade you lunches?'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

Complex Carbs

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

GM Scarecrow

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away....maybe if I sit here by this fruit basket, everyone will just leave me alone.'

After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

...Suddenly the anti-GM demo turned ugly.